Yesterday I was
orange, today i am ~
mohagany brown~!
Yes, I have finally come to my senses and asked for Nad's help for a DIY dye-job! The process is pretty hilarious and my mom was so pleased with my decision that she hugged me (ikr) when i broke the news to her.Okay i just said "Ma,i'm dying my hair black" "
0_0 *HUGS* " Yah, so dramatic, guess that was how much she hated my hair colour. She proceeded to verbally attack me with insults to my then orange hair. SIGH.
PROCESS:The dye job was a torture. I believe Nadia released 18 years of frustrations in the applying of the creme onto my hair.She tugged,pulled,pushed,and even slapped my head. Even made time for a joke "OH MY GOD YOUR HAIR IS FALLING OUT?!" That was some scary shit for me lah,i am quite the pussy. (EH COME ON LA IMAGINE GOING TO SCHOOL BOTAK.Dah lah my lecturer always use Botak Jones as an example,how embarrasing) and then came the washing out.
ITS SUPER FUCKING HILARIOUS TO THE MAXIMUM THAT MADE ME WANNA PEE IN MY PANTS. srsly. its a
you-had-to-be-there moment.
We started with
Plan A- washing it off in her toilet sink, and soon came to realise that she couldnt wash off the back part. So i practically shove my face facing down in the sink which not only suffocated me but made the top half of my shirt wet. K
Plan B. I kneeled body out while she washed the hair dye off in the shower.THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY AS HELL OKAY. At one point, I decided that i needed to breathe so i wanted to stand but nadia pushed my head down and said "Not done yet..abit more.." AND I FUCKING SUFFOCATED AND DRENCHED IN WATER AND MY EYES WERE FUCKING BURNING!!! All this while she locked my head down.I amost died dying my hair. This was so hilarious we laughed so hard in the toilet for like solid 5 minutes. My stomach hurt so bad from laughing man. Next,
Plan C- just freaking showered it off myself!
It fucking baffles me why didn't we just fucking proceeded to Plan C in the first place?! Guess we really krazy like that -___-
jeezuz